The Great Train Smash trains.1
An enterprising entertainer has arranged for two aging locomotives to run into each other at a local fair. The resulting collision may pose a danger to the crowd, although that hasn't stopped …, leader of the …, from declaring that … will have a front-row seat at the event.
"For crying out loud, why? Why do you want to see a crash so badly?" "Honestly? I believe that somewhere in the makeup of every normal person—myself included—there lurks the suppressed desire to smash things up."
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