The Emu War emu_war.1
… in … have issued complaints that the … do not protect them enough. The name of their most dreadful nemesis: Dromaius novaehollandiae.
"Remind me again why we're loading in this much shot for a glorified duck hunt." "Ducks? You think we're hunting waterfowl? Wash your ears out, you drongo. God help you if you get snagged on the wrong end of those talons. And if you do, I ain't stuffing your guts back in." "Alright, alright, jeez, mate. Just seems excessive is all I meant."
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