Infertile Grounds yeet_agitator_events.1
Finding both the … public and supposed political allies unreceptive to … ideas, frustrated, … has decided to retire from the realm of politics, opting instead to spend the rest of … days penning embittered reflections on what could have been.
"I give these bumpkins the truth, and how am I rewarded? With deafening silence! And they call … a city of ideas? Of culture? The only evidence of cultivation I've found in that cesspool of a city came from the fields outside of it, and even they were cared for poorly. Good riddance to you all I say, sirs! Good riddance to you all!"
To Greener Grounds yeet_agitator_events.2
Satisfied with the state of politics in …, and eyeing new opportunities for agitation abroad, … has declared … intentions to leave the country—wishing its current custodians the best of luck in the years to come.
"Friends, what we have achieved here in … is nothing less than astounding. The … cause is …'s cause, and our labors and our results serves as proof of just that. But in the celebration of our fortunes, we should not forget those abroad, whose … aspirations are still but a faint hope, struggling under the boots of our enemies. As long as their cause remains, so does mine. I cannot in good conscience rest on my laurels in …, ignoring their cries for justice."
The Fruits of Thy Labor yeet_agitator_events.3
Content with the new state of affairs in …, and unwilling or unable to face the uncertainties that life abroad offers, … has officially announced … retirement from political life.
"So now …'s off. To … if the rumors are true—to paint, drink, and raise chickens. Seems that herding men gives one a taste for herding …'s simpler creatures too." "Maybe … just likes chickens, …?" "Shut your bloody mouth, …."
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